Some movie titles are just made to describe our sex lives. These 10 titles are all relatable in their own way. Some are self-deprecating, some are funny, and others are just kind of weird. Which category do you fall in to?
10. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
This one is a rather literal description. Straight to the point. A few kisses, then get right into the banging.
9. Failure to Launch
We’ve all been here. You meet a lady out at a a bar and chat her up all night. As the evening is winding down she comes back to your place for some extracurricular activities only for you to realize that you had one too many drinks and can’t get it up.
8. Home Alone
This is the self-deprecating category I mentioned at the beginning. Sometimes all of your friends are busy and you’re left all by yourself at home with nothing but your hand.
7. There Will Be Blood
So you’re with your girlfriend, but it’s that time of month. Well good news! You can follow these steps so you don’t have to sacrifice fun in the bedroom.
6. While You Were Sleeping
I just couldn’t resist throwing this one on the list. Surely there’s nothing wrong with giving your significant other a little poke to wake them up.
5. Big Trouble in Little China
Alright so I definitely have a thing for Asian girls. And if you do, too, then be sure to check this out.
4. The Fast and the Furious
Sometimes you just need some angry sex to let out frustration. Also, I think there may actually be a porn parody for everything. I present The Fuck and the Furious. I mean, the acting can’t be worse than Vin Diesel’s.
3. The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
This one is for those of us who have lowered our standards so far that we’ll have sex with just about anything that has a pulse. Sometimes you’re just that desperate. Don’t worry, I get it.
2. Gone in Sixty Seconds
This can happen to the best of us. But let me tell you folks, premature ejaculation is no joke. Okay, it’s a little funny. But seriously, if you’re having consistent problems here are some tips.
1. The Soloist
And the number 1 top movie title to describe our sex lives is…The Soloist! HA, get it?! Because we’re all alone, and instead of having sex we’re sitting by ourselves in our empty apartments in the dark jerking off using our tears for lube. I kid, of course. It was just too perfect to pass up.
